Monday, September 26, 2005

WOLF CREEK

Based on actual non-events

Director: Greg McLean
Cast: John Jarratt, Cassandra McGrath, Andy McPhee, Kestie Morassi

Tagline: How can you be found when no-one knows you’re missing?

The group of three are pretty, goof around in the inane style of a Doritos advert and have no memorable features between them. They have a little party and drive into the outback. This takes fourty minutes, by which time it has been emphasized that no transsexual Inuit, crunk-loving Martian bacteria or bisexual coelacanth lacrosse enthusiast crack addict has ever felt so isolated. This is rendered pointless when they stop off at a bar and talk to people. A further twenty minutes and they encounter the suspicious bushman they encounter. Plotholes, relentless dashing of hopes and unimaginative yet harrowing torture take hold for the remainder.

If you like agony and banality in disproportionate measure, watch Discovery Home and Health instead.

2 Comments:

Blogger justice05 said...

PRESS RELEASE: ABOUT THE BEST WORK AT HOME PROSPECT AND WHY: Press Release From Google News about the site link below


Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a work at home site. It pretty much covers work at home opportunities.

Come and check it out if you get time :-)

Adrian

3:29 AM  
Blogger cheven said...

You sir, disgust me. What you do is vile and you are a vile human being or computer program. Leave me alone.

1:23 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home